Yesterday, we borrowed Jeff Foxworthy’s technique of observing rednecks and applied it to motherhood. I hope you enjoy this second installment. You might be a mommy if . . . You’ve ever told your pediatrician, “No, you’re wrong.” You’ve ever washed a pair of jeans that were so dirty they could stand up in the [...]

Comedian Jeff Foxworthy has built a career on poking fun at his backwoods beginnings. His “You might be a redneck if . . . ” sends readers and audience members into laughing fits—as they recognize their brother-in-law (or themselves) in the stereotypical behavior. Just in time for Mothers Day, I’ve compiled a few more signs [...]